Thursday, July 9, 2009

Clif Bar Peanut Toffee Buzz

Clif Bar Peanut Toffee Buzz ($0.99, Publix)
2.4 oz / 68g

Ingredients: organic brown rice syrup, soy rice crisps, organic roasted soybeans, organic soy flour, organic rolled oats, dry roasted peanuts, apple fiber, organic oat fiber, organic milled flaxseed, inulin, psyllium, organic evaporated cane juice, peanut toffee, organic peanut butter, cocoa butter, soy flour, soy lecithin, peanut flour, natural flavors, sea salt, green tea extract.

Calories: 250
Cals from fat: 50
Total Fat: 6g (9%)
Sat Fat: 2g (10%)
Sodium: 200mg (8%)
Potassium: 250mg (7%)
Total Carb: 42g (14%)
Fiber: 5g (20%)
Sugar: 20g
Protein: 11g (22%)

When I drink green tea I get a little loopy. I don't know if I steep it too long or what; my purveyor of fine teas says I drink them too fast and my blood pressure drops, which is an interesting theory. Anyway, it makes the idea of this bar feel a little bit dangerous; contains green tea extract! And he's drinking coffee! Go ahead and dial the 9 and the 1!

This bar is remarkably bland. There's a little icing stripe which adds some sweetness but I'm honestly left with almost zero aftertaste. Sort of a dry finish, too. The texture is just 'clif bar' to me at this point, but the taste of this bar is markedly different and sort of strange; I don't really get the toffee taste. Its slightly sweet and peanutty with this crazy drop off dry mouth finish. I probably won't buy this one again, but it is an interesting experience. I guess we'll see how hyped up on caffeine I am after this and a cup o' joe. I feel like I might bounce around like daffy duck or something wooHOOwooHOOwooHOO!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

clif kid organic z bar chocolate brownie

clif kid organic z bar chocolate brownie ($0.75, publix)
1.27 oz / 36g

Ingredients: organic rolled oats, organic chocolate chips, organic evaporated cane juice syrup, organic brown rice syrup, organic tapioca syrup, organic fig paste, organic oat flour, organic cocoa powder, organic soy butter, natural flavors, organic oat fiber, organic milled flaxseed, organic chocolate, salt, baking soda.

Calories: 120
Cals from fat: 25
Total Fat: 3g (5%)
Sat Fat: 1g (5%)
Sodium: 125mg (4%)
Potassium: 110mg (3%)
Total Carb: 22g (7%)
Fiber: 3g (12%)
Sugar: 12g
Protein: 3g

cocoa. man, cocoa. dude, this is almost too much cocoa. almost chalky. whoa. more cocoa than chocolate happening here. another ineffectual chocolate drizzle. its very brownie like, but its almost too much.

clif kid organic z bar peanut butter

clif kid organic z bar peanut butter ($0.75, publix)
1.27 oz / 36g

Ingredients: organic peanut butter, organic evaporated cane juice syrup, organic rolled oats, organic brown rice syrup, organic tapioca syrup, organic fig paste, organic peanuts, organic oat flour, organic milled flaxseed, organic oat fiber, natural flavors, organic chocolate, salt, baking soda.

Calories: 140
Cals from fat: 45
Total Fat: 5g (8%)
Sat Fat: 1g (5%)
Sodium: 170mg (7%)
Potassium: 160mg (5%)
Total Carb: 20g (7%)
Fiber: 3g (12%)
Sugar: 11g
Protein: 3g

This is a sort of cross between a cereal bar and a granola bar; softer than granola, crunchier than a cereal bar. It's quite agreeable, as if they were making granola bars for the elderly, or children. I could just pleasantly gum my way though this thing, nom nom nom. It's peanutty with a completely ineffectual chocolate drizzle, nom nom nom. Seems very familiar somehow, hmmm.

Oh, dang, it's really almost identical to a store-bought peanut butter cookie. The soft kind with peanuts in it you might have had at a church function or at school or something. Presumably its better for you than that, so score!